If I ever have a girlfriend named Annie, this is how it will go:
- Me: Annie, are you okay?
- Her: Yeah, I'm fine-
- Me: Annie, are you okay?
- Her: I said I am-
- Me: Are you okay, Annie?
- Her: Oh no, are you-
- Me: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, WON'T YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY.
- Her: Not agai-
- Me: There's a sign in the window, that he struck you, a crescendo, Annie!
- Her: Stop-
- Me: YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY *clap*clap* YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY *clap* A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
- Her: The only crime here is you singing that song.
- Me: Annie are you-
- Her: I'm changing my name.
- Me: To what?
- Her: Billie Jean.
- Me: BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER- wait, what?
- The End