If I ever have a girlfriend named Annie, this is how it will go:

  • Me: Annie, are you okay?
  • Her: Yeah, I'm fine-
  • Me: Annie, are you okay?
  • Her: I said I am-
  • Me: Are you okay, Annie?
  • Her: Oh no, are you-
  • Me: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, WON'T YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY.
  • Her: Not agai-
  • Me: There's a sign in the window, that he struck you, a crescendo, Annie!
  • Her: Stop-
  • Me: YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY *clap*clap* YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY *clap* A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
  • Her: The only crime here is you singing that song.
  • Me: Annie are you-
  • Her: I'm changing my name.
  • Me: To what?
  • Her: Billie Jean.
  • Me: BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER- wait, what?
  • The End
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    -Omg i love the glee cover of this song. Santana is amazing.
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